It’s a Girl Thing was the third single from Deborah’s album, My Third Husband. It was only released to radio stations and is not available in the shops.

The Lyrics

The door to paradise is open making you go twitchy twitch
Naked in the house with her and all her dumb exploding tricks

Ah they wouldn’t understand
Ah fat boy you’re all gland, all gland, all gland, all gland
Ah it’s a girl thing

Ugly sees you and he wants to take you home and feed you cream
Somehow this is quite enchanting in the barnyard of his dreams

Ah they wouldn’t understand
Ah fat boy you’re all gland, all gland, all gland, all gland
Ah it’s a girl thing

He’s got a problem, she’s a solution
Gorgeous illusion of love
They make it all look like “I want you”
OK

Baby she’s so hungry she could eat your BBQ tattoo